8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice
“Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —”
“False hope?” repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —”
“I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —”
“I should have made my meaning plainer,” said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.”
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(Source: tuperting)
#CAN I HAVE A MOMENT OF YOUR TIME TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR SALAZAR SLYTHERIN
(Source: malformalady)
I Wrote This For You by Iain S. Thomas
(Source: homechesters)
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
Oh hey Kat, cool skirt you made there
Wait, what’s that pattern on it?
BOOM
DEVIL’S TRAP.
#JUST WHIP YOUR SKIRT OFF AND THROW IT AT THE DEMONS #HOW EMBARASSING FOR THEM #THEY WILL TRAPPED IN A FUCKING SKIRT WHILE YOU CAN STAND THERE AND LAUGH AT THEM IN YOUR PANTIES#FUCK YOU DEMONS YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK
#HAHAHA OMG #THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY #THIS IS PURE GENIUS
imagine spock putting on a sweater and getting the tips of his ears caught in the knitting
too cute to pass up i’m sorry
when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
you know what I want I want them all discussing the virgin theory and the Scott or someone is like “well Stiles is the only one in danger here then” and then Derek is all like “wait no he’s not” and there’s just silence
and then in the background Peter just shouts “FUCKING FINALLY”
OMGF THIS IS PERFECT
my mind cant even comprehend this level of perfect
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A REGULAR ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ GIF OF HIM HOLDING THE DRINK UNTIL I SAW THE OSCAR. I CAN’T TAKE THIS WEBSITE ANYMORE.
(Source: mosbyy)
this is very important
wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
WHAT
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
(Source: olliren)